1) The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, ‘If you were my husband I’d give you poison,’ and he said, ‘If you were my wife, I’d drink it.’
2) A member of Parliament to Disraeli: ‘Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.’ ‘That depends, Sir,’ said Disraeli, ‘whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.’
3) ‘He had delusions of adequacy.’ – Walter Kerr

4) ‘He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.’ – Winston Churchill
5) ‘A modest little person, with much to be modest about.’ – Winston Churchill
6) ‘I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.’- Clarence Darrow
7) ‘He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.’ – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
‘Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?’ – Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
9) ‘Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.’ – Moses Hadas
10) ‘He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.’ – Abraham Lincoln
11) ‘I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.’ – Mark Twain
12) ‘He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.’ – Oscar Wilde
13) ‘I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.’ – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
14) ‘Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.’ – Winston Churchill, in response.
15) ‘I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.’ – Stephen Bishop
16) ‘He is a self-made man and worships his creator.’ – John Bright
17) ‘I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.’ – Irvin S. Cobb
18) ‘He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.’ – Samuel Johnson
19) ‘He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.’ – Paul Keating
20) ‘There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.’ Jack E. Leonard
21) ‘He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.’ – Robert Redford
22) ‘They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.’ – Thomas Brackett Reed
23) ‘In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.’ – Charles, Count Talleyrand
24) ‘He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.’ – Forrest Tucker
25) ‘Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?’ – Mark Twain
26) ‘His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.’ – Mae West
27) ‘Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.’ – Oscar Wilde
28) ‘He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.’ – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
29) ‘He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.’ – Billy Wilder
30) ‘I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.’ – Groucho Marx